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Freshman Switches from Being Outcast at Weston to Being Outcast at Allen »
It’s not easy being green. Just ask John Grimps, freshman in LAS, who has struggled at acclimating to dorm culture. ”At first I thought it was living in the Six…
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Religion 
Jesus’ Body Is Found: Autopsy Reveals He Died Of Alcohol Poisoning »
Archaeologists have finally done what Christianity claimed to be impossible: uncovered the physical remains of Jesus Christ himself. While they…
Mar 15 2012 / 32 Comments / Read More »Muslims Hire Katie Couric as PR Representative »
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In a startling press conference in Mecca yesterday, Imam Alawi Al’Bakr announced that the Muslim faith has finalized a contract…
Feb 11 2011 / 684 Comments / Read More »Memo to Hell residents »
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TO: All Hell Residents FROM: Hell Maintenance Dear Sir or Madam, It appears the that coolant we use to keep Hell at an…
Dec 28 2010 / 598 Comments / Read More »Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of pain »
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This Hanukkah, I’d like to extend my deep apologies to the dreidels. Most people don’t think much about dreidels and…
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