Ben Franklin You can never have too many French women...
Abraham Lincoln You know, a house divided against itself still makes for a pretty good raft...
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Originators of the fan-page stealing memes from other universities and random contributors celebrated when they heard the news that Aaron Sorkin, screenwriter of the hit movie The Social Network, had purchased the movie rights to their story. “I’m surprised it took him so long, to tell you the truth,” co-founder Jeremy Lu with a hint [...]
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I love this time of year: The weather cools, and I can finally start playing Christmas music without society labeling me an unappreciative social pariah. Unfortunately, all too soon do I forget the holiday that comes before the birth of Jesus, and that illustrious day is Thanksgiving. This is the holiday for which we celebrate [...]
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SKYWALKER RANCH- George Lucas reported today that development began on a sequel trilogy to the Star Wars prequel trilogy. “I figured, that I’ve got what, 16, 18, something years between the end of Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope?” Lucas said. “That’s at least three movies right there. That, and a cartoon spinoff and a couple dozen [...]
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JK Rowling, the world-famous author of the non-fiction Harry Potter Book series, has recently been in the news for suggesting she may write other Harry Potter Books, and now hints at including Christine O’Donnell, the Tea Party candidate who has publicly announced her magic skills shocking muggles worldwide with her casual refrence to her witchcraft. [...]
