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It looks like “King James” has found the woman he wants to be his queen. LeBron James, one of basketball’s most hated player and the one who brought us the “Decision”, has decided to take his talents to another professional sport…the sport of marital engagement. At Dwayne Wade’s New Year’s Eve party in Miami that also served as [...]
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MISSISSIPPI- After the Green Bay Packers’ 31-25 victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers in Super Bowl XLV, Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre informed management that he would like to be traded to the Packers. Favre, who has played the past three seasons with the Vikings and the Jets, previously spent 16 seasons with Green Bay. “Leaving [...]