Ben Franklin You can never have too many French women...
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What’s the difference between… 1. Drinks Coke and Pepsi? ANSWER: One is delicious; the other is flat, sickly sweet, and Pepsi. 2. Celebrities Joel McHale and Ryan Seacrest? ANSWER: Joel McHale is on top. **Easy tip to remember: McHale is in, Seacrest out. 3. Geography Wisconsin and Minnesota? ANSWER: Not much. [...]
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Pokémon games offer players more timeless, eye-opening life lessons that surpass both fairy tales and even the Bible in importance. These are some of the invaluable morals that are completely applicable to everyday life. 5. Pets Are Meant To Fight. Michael Vick seemed to be one of the only Pokémon fans who got this [...]
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In the university environment, having a core group of friends is imperative to good will and having a fun time. When you apply your real friends to Facebook, a good 20 to 30 fill your friends list. Then comes everyone else: these are the people that make up your numbers and if you want to [...]
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College students, let’s face it. You won’t be working after you graduate, because there aren’t any jobs. You’re really concerned about this, because you don’t know what else you could do to replace all those grueling long hours of playing Angry Birds (or maybe Solitaire… if you’re one of those people without an iPhone) in a crappy [...]
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“What’s on your mind?” This seems like a simple question and it should have a simple answer. So, why is it so many of you make it harder than that? To you, the little update box on Facebook isn’t somewhere to share a funny line or anecdote, but a place where you can whine, cry, [...]
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#5. Credit Cards Ok. I know what you’re thinking. Identity theft is a big problem in this country, but that’s not the biggest problem a college student could face when dealing with credit cards. And let’s get real. Nobody wants to be you anyway. Nobody wants to be a lonely virgin who still watches old [...]