What’s The Difference: Picture Edition
What’s the difference between…
Coke and Pepsi?
ANSWER: One is delicious; the other is flat, sickly sweet, and Pepsi.
Joel McHale and Ryan Seacrest?
ANSWER: Joel McHale is on top.
**Easy tip to remember: McHale is in, Seacrest out.
Wisconsin and Minnesota?
ANSWER: Not much. They are both provinces of Canada; one happens to be more west than the other, but it still remains uncertain which one that is. Use the terms interchangeably.
4. Celebrities II
Jared Leto, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tobey Maguire, Topher Grace, Hayden Skywalker, and Henrik Zetterberg?
ANSWER: There is none. It’s all Pistachio Disguisey. Sure, he used to be dynamite with all his various elaborate disguises—from notable figures such as Marilyn Manson, Elton John, a mediocre George W. Bush to a remarkable Spike Lee. However, once portrayed in his promising film that bombed hard, he suffered a mental breakdown and was often found hiding in his turtle shell. Since his recovery, he only feels comfortable slightly changing his appearance for each disguise, and these “celebrities” are his inventions.
– Scott Blickensderfer
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